It’s … uhh … yeah … properly, perhaps simply check out the trailer:
I promise you aren’t ready for Tucker’s newest montage pic.twitter.com/8tdvYTW2cn
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 16, 2022
There are jacked, shirtless males wrestling. There are jacked, shirtless males chugging uncooked eggs. There are jacked, shirtless males obliterating bottles of canola oil with assault rifles. There are jacked, shirtless males milking cows. There are even jacked, shirtless males standing on rocks, posing like Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man as a mini monolith illuminates their nether areas.
It’s laborious to know the place to start with all of this. We’d most likely want a therapist to essentially get into it. We are able to not less than say this explicit particular, “The Finish of Males,” doesn’t look like it’s going to say that the assault on the Capitol final Jan. 6 was a false flag, like last year’s “Patriot Purge” did. In order that’s good.
We additionally now know what’s occurring with the man on the rock exposing his personal elements to a wash of crimson gentle. He was tanning his balls. Carlson endorsed the observe within the particular as certainly one of a number of methods males can return themselves to testosterone-fueled dominance, which the particular argues is important for society to “reestablish order” after collapse.
“So, clearly, half the viewers proper now are like, ‘What? Testicle tanning? That’s loopy!’” Carlson says. “However my view is, OK, testosterone ranges have crashed and no one says something about it. That’s loopy. So why is it loopy to hunt options?”
“It’s not loopy to hunt options,” Carlson’s visitor, health skilled Andrew McGovern, responds, earlier than describing the remedy as “bromeopathy.”
In his new particular on how one can elevate testosterone ranges in males, Tucker Carlson’s visitor suggests “testicle tanning” utilizing infrared gentle as a “bromeopathic” remedy. pic.twitter.com/PirerBMRyr
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) April 17, 2022
It doesn’t look like McGovern’s knowledge quelled many issues about ball tanning. Carlson then introduced on frequent guest Child Rock, who was flabbergasted by the concept. Carlson poses the identical query to the rocker that he posed to McGovern. “Don’t you assume at this level, when so lots of the therapies, the paths they’ve instructed us to take, have turned out to be useless ends that actually damage folks, why wouldn’t open-minded folks search new options?” he asks.
Child Rock, like the remainder of us, has completely no thought what Carlson was speaking about. “I don’t know what the hell is occurring on this world,” he says. “I’m not even positive if I understood that query. Some days I simply need to cease this planet and get off.”