The “Late Night” host was riffing on a House Ethics Committee report that alleged Santos spent stolen campaign funds on beauty treatments, goods at Hermès and a subscription site often hosted by sex workers.
“It’s quite a list. Botox, Atlantic City, OnlyFans and designer goods. Is he a congressman or a lesser Kardashian?” Meyers said.
While Kim Kardashian is busy being belittled by former President Donald Trump, perhaps the reality universe could use something like “Kardashian Adjacent.” Santos could pop in on the family to talk about shopping and perhaps drop a lie or two, as he is known to do.
On second thought, we suspect the Kardashians may not see the value of having a criminally charged inveterate fabulist stepping into their brand.